thingslearnedfromwhedon:

(as chosen by note) 

10. They applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a neural reaction - 67

9. If anyone gets nosy, just… shoot ‘em. Politely. 78

8. Some people juggle geese. (79) 

7. There’s a special level of hell, reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater - 96

6. No matter how sudden it might be, the T-Rex’s betrayal is inevitable. (101) 

5. When you can’t run, you crawl. When you can’t crawl… you find someone to carry you. (102)

4. You can always say you were flying the ship by accident (103) 

3. You can’t take the sky from me (108) 

2. Just because it’s the losing side doesn’t mean it’s the wrong one. (124) 

1. The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vaccuming systems (142)